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There's a lot I need to say about this.
Much of it is in fact, really really funny. In particular, the first Pokemon skit, the Mario ones, the cock/pussy thing (hilarious, my favorite part actually), and the Metroid one, to name a few. But it'd be nice if it had skip arrows, so I can skip over the ones I don't particularly like -- the one with the annoyingly-voiced dog singing (would've been funny if the music and voice correlated JUST A LITTLE... but I'm sure it has to do with the game, which I can't figure out what game it refers to...?), and the second Pokemon one. That one's just... brings me to my second point.
It'd be really nice if two of the contributors weren't perverted assholes. The preloader is ugly and completely unnecessary (love the "original" bonus feature location. Oh yeah.), and the second Pokemon one... why do all the Pokemon have boobs? It's just utterly unnecessary and perverted, and I really don't like it. Plus the Pikachu's voice is entirely inappropriate... yeah a lot of the voices could use work. What's up with Bowser in the second Mario one? His voice is like, quiet and echo-y at first... but I did like that one.
Anyway. The good far outweighs the bad, but the bad is just... kinda stand-out-ish.
Just kick the pervs off the team, improve the microphone quality, and this'll instantly jump to at least a nine. Maybe even a ten!
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It's practically fact that sequels cannot, will not, and shall never be as good, let alone greater, than the original that preceded them.
... However.
You, Egoraptor, have done it. You've made a sequel that takes everything that made the first gut-bustingly hilarious and made it orgasm onto a Flash video multiple times. I almost couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard the first three times I viewed it (all in a row because I was just that floored by the utter hilarity of it all).
I don't know how you did it.
I don't understand how it's even possible.
But what I do understand is this: Metal Gear Awesome 2. Is. HI-FUCKING-LARIOUS AND A HALF x 2382039820398879879.23873
And then some!
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There's really only one word I can think of to describe this: Bewitching. Absolutely bewitching. I literally got chills when he transformed. It's amazing.
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